Don't take life too seriously; you'll never get out of it alive.
I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason and intellect has intended us to forget their use.
"We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves."
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do."
-- Dale Carnegie
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
(Ya gotta love Mae!)