"We lie the loudest when we lie to ourselves."
"Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain - and most fools do."
-- Dale Carnegie
An orgasm a day keeps the doctor away.
(Ya gotta love Mae!)
"It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them."
-- Pierre Beaumarchais
"I am extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end."
-- Margaret Thatcher