"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
-- George Burns
"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane."
-- Jimmy Buffett
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
--George Bernard Shaw