"I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them."
-- E. V. Lucas
"I'm moving, but don't worry! [Someone once] told me we're all on the same planet, so I'll be okay!!
--Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
(Appropriate since I am in the middle of moving!!)
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
-- George Burns
"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane."
-- Jimmy Buffett
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.