"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane."
-- Jimmy Buffett
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."
-- Arthur C. Clarke
Lack of money is the root of all evil.
--George Bernard Shaw
"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."
-- Rita Mae Brown