"I'm moving, but don't worry! [Someone once] told me we're all on the same planet, so I'll be okay!!
--Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
(Appropriate since I am in the middle of moving!!)
"I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty."
-- George Burns
"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane."
-- Jimmy Buffett
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
"The best measure of a man's honesty isn't his income tax return. It's the zero adjust on his bathroom scale."
-- Arthur C. Clarke