"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
-- George Carlin
"Money doesn't always bring happiness. People with ten million dollars are no happier than people with nine million dollars."
-- Hobart Brown
"Beware so long as you live, of judging people by appearances."
They called it golf because all the other four letter words were taken.
"Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions."
-- Evan Esar