"Statistics: The only science that enables different experts using the same figures to draw different conclusions."
-- Evan Esar
"After the last of 16 mounting screws has been removed from an access cover, it will be discovered that the wrong access cover has been removed."
-- De La Lastra's Law
"All power corrupts, but we need the electricity."
"We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?"