"Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day."
-- Lillian Carter
"The excellence of a gift lies in its appropriateness rather than in its value."
--Charles Dudley Warner
"Television has done much for psychiatry by spreading information about it, as well as contributing to the need for it."
-- Alfred Hitchcock
"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to Somebody Else."
-- Will Rogers