"All power corrupts, but we need the electricity."
"We laugh a lot. That's for sure. Sure beats the alternative, doesn't it?"
"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then--we elected them."
-- Lily Tomlin
"Normal is not something to aspire to, it's something to get away from."
-- Jodie Foster
"Sure I'm for helping the elderly. I'm going to be old myself some day."
-- Lillian Carter