"Man has to suffer. When he has no real afflictions, he invents some."
-- Jose Marti
"One man alone can be pretty dumb sometimes, but for real bona fide stupidity, there ain't nothin' can beat teamwork."
-- Edward Abbey
Don't find fault, find a remedy.
"People will buy anything that is one to a customer."
-- Sinclair Lewis
"My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia."
-- Dame Edna Everage