"People will buy anything that is one to a customer."
-- Sinclair Lewis
"My mother used to say that there are no strangers, only friends you haven't met yet. She's now in a maximum security twilight home in Australia."
-- Dame Edna Everage
"When the water reaches the upper level, follow the rats."
"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life."
-- Herbert Henry Asquith
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives