"The main dangers in this life are the people who want to change everything-or nothing."
-- Nancy Astor
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man.
"Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield."
"If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport."
-- George Winters
"Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty."
-- Leo Rosten