"If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport."
-- George Winters
"Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty."
-- Leo Rosten
"Sooner or later we all quote our mothers."
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"
-- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.