"Some days you're a bug, some days you're a windshield."
"If God had really intended men to fly, he'd make it easier to get to the airport."
-- George Winters
"Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty."
-- Leo Rosten
"Sooner or later we all quote our mothers."
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"
-- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata