"Money can't buy happiness, but neither can poverty."
-- Leo Rosten
"Sooner or later we all quote our mothers."
"Give a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Give a fish a man, and he'll eat for weeks!"
-- Takayuki Ikkaku, Arisa Hosaka and Toshihiro Kawabata
What happens if a big asteroid hits Earth? Judging from realistic simulations involving a sledge hammer and a common laboratory frog, we can assume it will be pretty bad.
"Do what you love, love what you do, leave the world a better place and don't pick your nose."