"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest."
-- Isaac Asimov
"Discretion is not the better part of biography."
-- Lytton Strachey
"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it."
-- Rita Mae Brown
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
-- Douglas Adams
"We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over."
-- Aneurin Bevan