"The lion and the calf shall lie down together but the calf won't get much sleep."
-- Woody Allen
"You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there."
-- George Burns
Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate; now what's going to happen to us with both a Senate and a House?
Happy Mother's Day everyone!
My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
"Part of the inhumanity of the computer is that, once it is competently programmed and working smoothly, it is completely honest."
-- Isaac Asimov