"I finally figured out the only reason to be alive is to enjoy it."
-- Rita Mae Brown
"Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so."
-- Douglas Adams
"We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over."
-- Aneurin Bevan
"Politicians should read science fiction, not westerns and detective stories."
-- Arthur C. Clarke
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom.