"If I knew I was going to live this long, I'd have taken better care of myself."
-- Mickey Mantle
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to our society. The optimist invents the airplane and the pessimist the parachute. ~Gil Stern
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~Herm Albright, quoted in Reader's Digest, June 1995
"Good judgment comes from experience, and often experience comes from bad judgment."
-- Rita Mae Brown
"Golf and sex are about the only things you can enjoy without being good at."
-- Jimmy Demaret