"Old age is the most unexpected of things that can happen to a man."
-- Leon Trotsky
Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of some sense to know how to lie well."
-- Samuel Butler
"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
-- Kin Hubbard
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. ~Max Eastman
"So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work."
-- Peter Drucker