It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. ~Max Eastman
"So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work."
-- Peter Drucker
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
-- Robert Frost
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
-- Jeff Marder
"Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on."
-- Karen Elizabeth Gordon