"Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men."
-- Kin Hubbard
It is the ability to take a joke, not make one, that proves you have a sense of humor. ~Max Eastman
"So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work."
-- Peter Drucker
"In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: it goes on."
-- Robert Frost
"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."
-- Jeff Marder