"Either I've been missing something or nothing has been going on."
-- Karen Elizabeth Gordon
The rule was "No autopsy, no foul." ~Stewart Granger, on the pickup games of his childhood
Basketball. This is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators. ~Dick Vertleib
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams