No man ever listened himself out of a job. - Calvin Coolidge
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way. John Tudor
Artificial Intelligence is no match for natural stupidity. Unknown
Humor is the great thing, the saving thing. The minute it crops up, all our irritations and resentments slip away and a sunny spirit takes their place. Mark Twain
Tip the world over on its side and everything loose will land in Los Angeles. - Frank Lloyd Wright