Basketball. This is the second most exciting indoor sport, and the other one shouldn't have spectators. ~Dick Vertleib
The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams
If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.
- John A. Wheeler
No man ever listened himself out of a job.
- Calvin Coolidge