The length of a film should be directly related to the endurance of the human bladder.
You can never underestimate the stupidity of the general public.
- Scott Adams
If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day.
- John A. Wheeler
No man ever listened himself out of a job.
- Calvin Coolidge
A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way.