I don't understand the sizes anymore. There's a size zero, which I didn't even know that they had. It must stand for: 'Ohhh my God, you're thin.'
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, you got to admit that each party is worse than the other. The one that's out always looks the best.
I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is tha t these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death.
The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
- Ronald Reagan
If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route.
- Malcolm Forbes