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Sunday's Quote

Sunday, March 06, 2011

Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
- C. V. R. Thompson

  
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REILLYGIRRRL 3/6/2011 12:57PM

  Funny! Thanks!

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Saturday's Quote

Saturday, March 05, 2011

I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
- Fran Lebowitz

  
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ROZELL99 3/5/2011 3:03PM

  Close to true, but not exactly. Have a great day!

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Friday's Quote

Friday, March 04, 2011

Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250
- Harper's Index

  


Thursday's Quote

Thursday, March 03, 2011

For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.
- Gloria Borger

  
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Wednesday's Quote (actually joke)

Wednesday, March 02, 2011

Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you. Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD: At The Doctor's
BFF: Best Friend Fainted
BTW: Bring The Wheelchair
BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth
CBM: Covered By Medicare
CGU: Can't get up
CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center
DWI: Driving While Incontinent
FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers
FWIW: Forgot Where I Was
FYI: Found Your Insulin
GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!
GHA: Got Heartburn Again
HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement
IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?
LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out
LOL: Living On Lipitor
LWO: Lawrence Welk's On
OMMR: On My Massage Recliner
OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.
ROFL... CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing... And Can't Get Up
TTYL: Talk To You Louder
WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?
WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again
WTP: Where's The Prunes?
WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil
GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

  
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