The nine most terrifying words in the English language are, 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help.'
- Ronald Reagan
If you don't know what to do with many of the papers piled on your desk, stick a dozen colleagues' initials on 'em, and pass them along. When in doubt, route.
- Malcolm Forbes
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.
Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
- C. V. R. Thompson