Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time.
Washington is the only place where sound travels faster than light.
- C. V. R. Thompson
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not.
- Fran Lebowitz
Estimated amount of glucose used by an adult human brain each day, expressed in M&Ms: 250
- Harper's Index
For most folks, no news is good news; for the press, good news is not news.
- Gloria Borger