If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Robert Anton Wilson
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
- Don Marquis
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
- Lily Tomlin