I think computer viruses should count as life. I think it says something about human nature that the only form of life we have created so far is purely destructive. We've created life in our own image.
- Stephen Hawking
The reason lightning doesn't strike twice in the same place is that the same place isn't there the second time.
- Willie Tyler
I know that you believe that you understood what you think I said, but I am not sure you realize that what you heard is not what I meant.
- Robert McCloskey
If you make people think they're thinking, they'll love you; But if you really make them think, they'll hate you.
It only takes 20 years for a liberal to become a conservative without changing a single idea.
Robert Anton Wilson