A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Procrastination is the art of keeping up with yesterday.
- Don Marquis
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
- Lily Tomlin
Life is something that happens when you can't get to sleep.
The best doctor in the world is the veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter-he's got to just know.
- Will Rogers