Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
- Dame Edna Everage
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
- Thomas Szasz
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
- Pierre Beaumarchais
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
- Kurt Vonnegut
For an occasion like Valentine's Day I want a clean house and a dirty mind!
- Pam May (Yep...I said this one myself!)