I'm sick of following my dreams. I'm just going to ask them where they're going and hook up with them later.
- Mitch Hedberg
Never be afraid to laugh at yourself, after all, you could be missing out on the joke of the century.
- Dame Edna Everage
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.
- Thomas Szasz
It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
- Pierre Beaumarchais
Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand.
- Kurt Vonnegut