I base my fashion taste on what doesn't itch.
- Gilda Radner
Any word you have to hunt for in a thesaurus is the wrong word. There are no exceptions to this rule.
- Stephen King
In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.
- Jeffery F. Chamberlain
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
- James Thorpe
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
- Richard Diran