In a country as big as the United States, you can find fifty examples of anything.
- Jeffery F. Chamberlain
Household tasks are easier and quicker when they are done by somebody else.
- James Thorpe
I have a rock garden. Last week three of them died.
- Richard Diran
We forfeit three-fourths of ourselves in order to be like other people.
- Arthur Schopenhauer
Computer dating is fine, if you’re a computer.
- Rita Mae Brown