Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
- Dan Rather
Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it whether it exists or not, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy.
- Ernest Benn
Mirth is God's medicine. Everybody ought to bathe in it. ~Henry Ward Beecher
The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
- Baltasar Gracian