The secret of being a bore is to tell everything.
A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends.
- Baltasar Gracian
No man needs a vacation so much as the person who has just had one. ~Elbert Hubbard
Seeing a murder on television... can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
- Alfred Hitchcock
The guy who invented poker was bright, but the guy who invented the chip was a genius. ~Author Unknown