A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. ~Herm Albright, quoted in Reader's Digest, June 1995
The only people with whom you should try to get even are those who have helped you. ~John E. Southard
Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together. ~Georg Christoph Lichtenberg
The tooth fairy teaches children that they can sell body parts for money.
- David Richerby
Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life. ~Charles M. Schulz