Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody. ~Moms Mabley
The smaller the mind the greater the conceit.
If you believe everything you read, better not read.
- Japanese Proverb
Fun I love, but too much fun is of all things the most loathsome. Mirth is better than fun, and happiness is better than mirth. ~Thomas Carlyle
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse. ~Doug Larson