Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. ~Mac McCleary
You can learn many things from children. How much patience you have, for instance. ~Franklin P. Jones
Golf appeals to the idiot in us and the child. Just how childlike golf players become is proven by their frequent inability to count past five. ~John Updike
Advice to children crossing the street: damn the lights. Watch the cars. The lights ain't never killed nobody. ~Moms Mabley
The smaller the mind the greater the conceit.