When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking. ~Elayne Boosler
Crime does not pay ... as well as politics.
Alfred E. Newman
Oh, for the good old days when people would stop Christmas shopping when they ran out of money. ~Author Unknown
We're fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. ~Japanese Proverb
People seldom notice old clothes if you wear a big smile. ~Lee Mildon