There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.
Shopping is a woman thing. It's a contact sport like football. Women enjoy the scrimmage, the noisy crowds, the danger of being trampled to death, and the ecstasy of the purchase.
-- Erma Bombeck
Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, itís hard to get it back in.
--H. R. Haldeman
Thank you Facebook, I can now farm without going outside, cook without being in my kitchen, feed fish I donít have & waste an entire day without having a life.
Have you ever had a fly or small bug land on your computer screen and your first reaction is to try and scare it with the cursor?