You can't just ask customers what they want and then try to give that to them. By the time you get it built, they'll want something new.
"I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot."
— Author Unknown
Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.
(Never fails to make me laugh no matter how many times I see it!!)
"The older I get the better I used to be!"
— Lee Trevino
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.