I guess when you turn off the main road, you have to be prepared to see some funny houses.
Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window.
Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.