Trying to predict the future is like trying to drive down a country road at night with no lights while looking out the back window.
Only when the tide goes out do you discover who's been swimming naked.
To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.