To succeed in life, you need three things: a wishbone, a backbone and a funny bone.
Like almost everyone who uses e-mail, I receive a ton of spam every day. Much of it offers to help me get out of debt or get rich quick. It would be funny if it weren't so exciting.
I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.
How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?
Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.