I may be a living legend, but that sure don't help when I've got to change a flat tire.
How did it get so late so soon? Its night before its afternoon. December is here before its June. My goodness how the time has flewn. How did it get so late so soon?
Funny, how moms can tell you what to do no matter how old or big you are.
"In the Middle Ages, they had guillotines, stretch racks, whips, and chains. Nowadays, we have a much more effective torture device called the bathroom scale."
— Stephen Phillips
From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
-- Dr. Seuss