Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
--Marilyn vos Savant (I am the first person to admit I SUCK at wallpaper!)
This works for wallpaper too!
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.