From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
-- Dr. Seuss
Every cloud has its silver lining but it is sometimes a little difficult to get it to the mint.
Have enough sense to know, ahead of time, when your skills will not extend to wallpapering.
--Marilyn vos Savant (I am the first person to admit I SUCK at wallpaper!)
This works for wallpaper too!
If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.