I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
(Hello. My name is Pam and I am a shoeaholic.)
Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales…