If you have a secret, people will sit a little bit closer.
The only time I ever enjoyed ironing was the day I accidentally got gin in the steam iron.
It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat.
I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.
(Hello. My name is Pam and I am a shoeaholic.)