I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade... And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape; Explain whales…
Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
~ Mark Twain
You know its time for a New Year's Resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please!" - Unknown
My prayer for 2014 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last few years.
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. - Unknown
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughn
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Billy Vaughn
REMEMBERS: No drinkin n drivin--comes home safe to you kittehs n googies n those other hoomins u keep in deh house!