Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life.
~ Mark Twain
You know its time for a New Year's Resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, "One at a time, please!" - Unknown
My prayer for 2014 is a fat bank account and a thin body. Please don't mix these up like you did the last few years.
Cheers to a New Year and another chance for us to get it right. - Oprah Winfrey
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference. - Unknown
Youth is when you're allowed to stay up late on New Year's Eve. Middle age is when you're forced to. - Bill Vaughn
An optimist stays up until midnight to see the new year in. A pessimist stays up to make sure the old year leaves. - Billy Vaughn
REMEMBERS: No drinkin n drivin--comes home safe to you kittehs n googies n those other hoomins u keep in deh house!
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands – and then eat just one of the pieces.
~ Judith Viorst
People are so worried about what they eat between Christmas and the New Year, but they really should be worried about what they eat between the New Year and Christmas--Unknown