To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
~ Bernard Baruch
People often say that motivation doesn't last. Well, neither does bathing - that's why we recommend it daily.
~ Zig Ziglar
Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn't block traffic.
~ Dan Rather
I do benefits for all religions. I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality.
~ Bob Hope
A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
~ Mitch Ratcliffe