A computer lets you make more mistakes faster than any invention in human history - with the possible exceptions of handguns and tequila.
~ Mitch Ratcliffe
A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they donít have a J.O.B.
~ Fats Domino
Never stand between a dog and the hydrant.
~ John Peers
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
More than Santa Claus, your sister knows when you've been bad and good.
~ Linda Sunshine