Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of coffee.
~ Stephanie Piro
One day, someone showed me a glass of water that was half full. And he said, "Is it half full or half empty?" So I drank the water. No more problem.
~ Alexander Jodorowsky
As a college player at Princeton, I always felt like Dolly Parton's shoulder straps. I knew I had a job to do, but felt totally incapable of doing it.
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
~ Hank Aaron
(Plays like I do...)
In grade school, I was a complete geek. You know, there's always the kid who's too short, the kid who wears glasses, the kid who's not athletic. Well, I was all three.
~ Julianne Moore
(Wow...sounds very familiar!)