In grade school, I was a complete geek. You know, there's always the kid who's too short, the kid who wears glasses, the kid who's not athletic. Well, I was all three.
~ Julianne Moore
(Wow...sounds very familiar!)
When I buy chocolate cookies I eat just four and throw the rest away. But first I spray them with Raid so I won’t dig them out of the garbage later. Be careful, though, because Raid really doesn’t taste that bad.
~ Janette Barber
(I have used dishwashing liquid. I doesn't taste good but can be washed off.)