I hope your Black Friday injuries aren't so severe that you can't click a mouse on Cyber Monday.
Here's something to think about: How come you never see a headline like 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?
~ Jay Leno
I'd much rather be a woman than a man. Women can cry, they can wear cute clothes, and they are the first to be rescued off of sinking ships.
~ Gilda Radner
You know if the U.S. Government wanted to boost the economy there's a simple solution make Black Friday the refund date for your state and federal taxes”
¯ Stanley Victor Paskavich
The thing I'm most thankful for right now is elastic waistbands.
(At least I will be later this afternoon!!!!)