A woman is like a tea bag - you never know how strong she is until she gets in hot water.
~ Eleanor Roosevelt
Luck is what you have left over after you give 100 percent.
If you want to increase your success rate, double your failure rate.
~ Thomas Watson
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.
~ Noelie Alito
(I have no idea who this is but they obviously live in LA close to the 405!)
The best way to cheer yourself is to cheer somebody else up.
~ Mark Twain