I've exercised with women so thin that buzzards followed them to their cars.
~ Erma Bombeck
Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
~ Charles Schulz
Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience.
~ Victoria Holt
Though I have the desire and goal for sweeping and vacuuming the floors, it would require me to clean up everything on the floor first.
--Me (this morning thinking "It is Friday. I don't want to do housework!")
Things hurt me now. My knees hurt, my back hurts. But your head still thinks it's twenty-three.
~ George Clooney