Age does not diminish the extreme disappointment of having a scoop of ice cream fall from the cone.
~ Jim Fiebig
Men like to barbecue. Men will cook if danger is involved.
~ Rita Rudner
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes.
~ H. Ross Perot
We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads.
~ Vlade Divac
(That's my story and I'm sticking with it!!)
Slow down and everything you are chasing will come around and catch you.
~ John De Paola
(I'm going pretty slow right now...anytime would be great!)