The latest new dance craze is called, The Politician. It's two steps forward, one step backward and then a sidestep.
If you've got them by the balls, their hearts and minds will follow.
~ John Wayne
(I love The Duke!)
If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative.
~ Woody Allen
(I must be doing pretty well then!)
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.
I thought I could see the light at the end of the tunnel, but it was just some b*stard with a torch, bringing me more work.
~ David Brent