When confronted by a difficult problem, you can solve it more easily by reducing it to the question, "How would the Lone Ranger handle this?"
~ David Brent
First law on holes - when you're in one, stop digging.
~ Denis Healey
Whoever said 'nothings impossible' never tried to nail jell-o to a tree
~ Lisa Bryant
(Kudos to Lisa for thinking this up! Still not sure why you would attempt it but...)
If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
~ Mario Andretti
(I'm peddling as fast as I can!)
All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy.
~ Spike Milligan