Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock.
~ Will Rogers
(I think we might need to find a rock to solve the shutdown!)
The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
~ Mark Russell
(From there it must go to Arkansas. I saw a thing on 60 Minutes some time ago.)
Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.
~ Dennis Wholey
All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.
~ Charles M. Schulz
Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game. Finally I grabbed him by the bib and said, Look, it's always gonna be me!
~ Rita Rudner