“Everyone thinks that a woman’s dream is to find the perfect man. They’re wrong because a woman’s only dream is to eat a lot without getting fat.” – Unknown
(You have to choose?)
DIET stands for Did I Eat That? – Unknown
I hate it when you open the fridge and can’t find what you were looking for. Like happiness and perfect abs.
(Sounds all too familiar!)
Sure I have rock hard abs, I just keep them under all this fluff so people don’t like me just for my body! – Unknown
”You know, it’s hard to lose weight when you have an… what’s it called, overactive Knife and Fork!” – Unknown