DIET stands for Did I Eat That? – Unknown
I hate it when you open the fridge and can’t find what you were looking for. Like happiness and perfect abs.
(Sounds all too familiar!)
Sure I have rock hard abs, I just keep them under all this fluff so people don’t like me just for my body! – Unknown
”You know, it’s hard to lose weight when you have an… what’s it called, overactive Knife and Fork!” – Unknown
I don’t get why gyms have mirrors…I know what I look like. That’s why I’m there.