”You know, it’s hard to lose weight when you have an… what’s it called, overactive Knife and Fork!” – Unknown
I don’t get why gyms have mirrors…I know what I look like. That’s why I’m there.
The word aerobics came about when the gym instructors got together and said, “If we’re going to charge $10 an hour, we can’t call it jumping up and down.” — Rita Rudner
I was just wondering how skinny I’d be if I had to pedal to keep the computer on?
What do I think about when I workout? Sometimes I fantasize about the world where I’m the ruler, chocolate makes you lose weight and everything is 95% off!