Thought of the day: If heat makes things expand…I don’t have a weight problem…I’m just HOT. – Unknown
I was wondering today why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER???????
“Turn on your piece of equipment, place a meal on it, watch it bounce around and if anyone asks, tell them you’re just burning off the calories and carbohydrates before you eat it.” - Want To Be Fit
Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps. – Anonymous
“I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent… twisted… gyrated… jumped up and down… and perspired for a half an hour. But by the time I got my tights on…. the class was over!” - Anonymous