What do I think about when I workout? Sometimes I fantasize about the world where I’m the ruler, chocolate makes you lose weight and everything is 95% off!
Why do people keep their scales in the bathroom? They should keep them in the kitchen. I think I’d feel guilty eating bag of Oreos if I knew scale is watching me.
The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back. — Franklin P. Jones
"II tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.”
(This sounds really familiar!)
Thought of the day: If heat makes things expand…I don’t have a weight problem…I’m just HOT. – Unknown