The trouble with jogging is that, by the time you realize you’re not in shape for it, it’s too far to walk back. — Franklin P. Jones
"II tried every diet in the book. I tried some that weren’t in the book. I tried eating the book. It tasted better than most of the diets.”
(This sounds really familiar!)
Thought of the day: If heat makes things expand…I don’t have a weight problem…I’m just HOT. – Unknown
I was wondering today why brain cells die, skin cells die, your hair follicle die, but fat cells live FOREVER???????
“Turn on your piece of equipment, place a meal on it, watch it bounce around and if anyone asks, tell them you’re just burning off the calories and carbohydrates before you eat it.” - Want To Be Fit