“Turn on your piece of equipment, place a meal on it, watch it bounce around and if anyone asks, tell them you’re just burning off the calories and carbohydrates before you eat it.” - Want To Be Fit
Aerobics: a series of strenuous exercises which help convert fats, sugars, and starches into aches, pains, and cramps. – Anonymous
“I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent… twisted… gyrated… jumped up and down… and perspired for a half an hour. But by the time I got my tights on…. the class was over!” - Anonymous
"The road to success is always under construction."
“Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.”
¯ Mae West