Walmart: because going to Target requires a shower.
(I think this must be the same person who takes all those Walmart customer photos and posts them on line!)
Only at Mcdonalds do they say, "Sorry about your wait" and really mean "weight."
There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments.
Flowers wouldn't hurt either!
Baseball is almost the only orderly thing in a very unorderly world. If you get three strikes, even the best lawyer in the world can't get you off.
Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.