You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
Joe E. Lewis
”At every party there are two kinds of people: those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other.”
Author: Ann Landers
”Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.”
Author: Doug Larson